FUCK

I hate KGB and I hate the internet (of course I don't really hate the internet).

Powdered Toast Man

lawl

Shadow Lane

http://www.bluecometcafe.com/?p=284


The people who bought my old house completely DESTROYED it. Inside and outside.

My mother and I were so upset.

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Long live 5653

The Earth moves!

Astronomy 101; My professor is weird; he has a sense of humor that none of us seem to understand; so far I haven't been able to understand anything he's talked about. I hate to think this but maybe it's because I don't really watch Star Trek and Battlefield Earth. Err, Battlestar Galactica. I get the two mixed up. That's sort of unfair of me to say; he's a nice guy; he's Carl Sagan with a ponytail. I'm actually in some pretty serious trouble; I can't afford the 220$ textbook and Carl mentioned that we will be having daily quizzes on the assigned readings. He quizzed us today; the question was something like "Why does the constellation of Orion appear different in April and October blah blah blah french fried potatoes blah blah blah beam me up Mr. Scott blah blah blah caught in a tractor beam." My answer was "Because the Earth moves." I was right! We'll see how far this attitude gets me.

Panic

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

French

In my 7th grade French class I had to pick a French name. I remember picking something like "Beatrice". Here's what I wish I'd said;

"My French name will be Khadija. Kha-deal-with-it"